2006-12-29 - My wish list for 2007
2006-12-17 - blueberry pancakes are lovely
2006-11-11 - karma may be dead, but irony isn't
2006-09-09 - I lived, I learned, it didn't help
2005-09-01 - valium please
2005-04-13 - I love you but I think I hate you
2005-04-11 - this isn't going to be about my feelings...promise
2005-03-29 - How am I ever myself?
2005-03-17 - i wonder what APR Bush is paying
2005-03-16 - i watch too much tv
2005-03-15 - oh man this is so freaking sappy
2005-03-12 - pay it foreward
2005-03-11 - My tarot reading said I'm being too nostolgic
2005-03-09 - i should probably try to sleep tonight huh
2005-03-07 - So how you doing?
2005-03-03 - you can't defend it....it's pre-determined
2005-03-03 - here there be tygers
2005-03-02 - wasting my time
2005-03-01 - my nightmare
2004-11-06 - after all this time
2004-06-10 - it's been awhile
2004-05-12 - so cheated
2004-05-08 - most retarded story ever
2004-05-05 - help
2004-04-29 - lets go for a drive
2004-04-28 - toxic
2004-04-22 - fun workplace humor
2004-04-12 - riddling...the lost art
2004-04-08 - it doesn't belong to you so don't touch it
2004-04-06 - even the popovers just weren't cutting it
2004-04-01 - MCS
2004-03-29 - Jersey Girl = mainstream Kevin Smith
2004-03-25 - Alkaline Trio + vodka = :)
2004-03-21 - who knew ice cubes were that much fun....
2004-03-17 - oh well
03/17/04 - 21 said three times quickly
2004-03-14 - very bad things
2004-03-13 - i told you not to drink that
2004-03-11 - cryptic huh
2004-03-09 - .....................................
2004-03-02 - oh well
2004-02-26 - whatever
2004-02-18 - see ya
2004-02-17 - how much can dogs pee?
2004-02-13 - testing...123
- apparently there is a limit to how much i can type on my phone
2004-02-09 - call 1 888 MR PLOW
2004-02-08 - what the fuck IRS....what the fuck
2004-02-04 - what the "f" does it take to rent a shitty apartment these days?
2004-01-28 - the future freaks me out
2004-01-25 - take that cold medicine
2004-01-23 - well, there goes my education
2004-01-18 - mehhhhh
2004-01-08 - top 10 reasons.....
2004-01-07 - Skilicious
2004-01-04 - it is so cold in my basement
2004-01-02 - It was a Happy New Year..finally
2003-12-30 - ok I need opinions
2003-12-30 - what about you?
2003-12-28 - meh
2003-12-22 - oh shower how i love thee
2003-12-19 - venting
2003-12-15 - Chrischanukah wish list
2003-12-11 - mmmm procrastination
2003-12-09 - to sum it up
2003-12-05 - Chrischanukah....ahahahaha I love it
2003-12-03 - short & useless
2003-12-01 - good to know
2003-11-30 - I know my job...do you know yours?
2003-11-29 - burn baby burn
2003-11-27 - ......
2003-11-25 - the emotions I'm feeling can not be adequatly described in text form
2003-11-24 - go MCS
2003-11-20 - If you can't take the heat....move to Alaska
2003-11-18 - I shall seduce you using only the power of my mustache
2003-11-13 - so i says to mable...
2003-11-11 - I find it kinda funny...I find it kinda sad
2003-11-06 - the sad people around me are getting off by making a computer talk sexy to them
2003-10-30 - mehuh
2003-10-28 - Minnesota = cold
2003-10-27 - mmm downy goodness
2003-10-23 - i'm not trying to offend people, it just seems to happen naturally
2003-10-21 - stressing
2003-10-18 - meh
2003-10-17 - nerdy
2003-10-15 - burn baby burn
2003-10-14 - weekend review
2003-10-09 - I'll bring the cookie dough, you bring yourself
2003-10-08 - i think there's a point to this somewhere
2003-10-06 - impending doom returns
2003-10-05 - no I'm not having fun...yet
2003-10-03 - mmmm potato pizza
2003-10-02 - foot in mouth disease
2003-09-30 - who wants to buy an enviroshield?
2003-09-29 - you know what would be really fun?....
2003-09-28 - thanks for amusing me...
2003-09-26 - I'm freezing
2003-09-24 - red shouldn't equal orange
2003-09-22 - if they're going to give you a wedgie anyway you might as well just wear a thong
2003-09-21 - I don't need your help "whitey"
2003-09-19 - it was an alkaline trio sorta day
2003-9-18 - peanut sauce = love
2003-09-17 - short and sweet
2003-09-16 - no PEA for Bush
2003-09-14 - Aloha
2003-09-14 - best days ever.....
2003-09-14 - emotional eh?
1976-04-25 - time, don't let it slip away.....
2003-09-09 - the perfect drug
2003-09-08 - bahhumbug
2003-09-06 - I'm off to eat Thai wings
2003-09-05 - :)> <(:
2003-09-04 - bitterness
2003-09-03 - mmm zoom
2003-09-02 - another day of labor but with cookies!
2003-09-01 - eh...I don't even want to read this one
2003-08-30 - Hilarious...don't you just love that word...hi..lari..ous!
2003-08-27 - summed up tight
2003-08-25 - everything tastes better on a stick
2003-08-23 - apathy
2003-08-22 - never waking up early again
2003-08-21 - grrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr
2003-08-20 - i'd do anything....
2003-08-18 - liar...you said it wouldn't leave a mark
2003-08-14 - off to fill my brain with fun
2003-08-12 - Top 10
2003-08-10 - me and sleep...must've missed each other last night
2003-08-09 - superglued
2003-08-08 - let me have it
2003-08-07 - irritable
2003-08-06 - the tylonal does nothing
2003-08-04 - Oh it's on...like Donkey Kong
2003-08-03 - "camping"
2003-07-31 - "cabins" are fun!
2003-07-29 - canoe tipping, like cow tipping but classier
2003-07-28 - pimped out gear yo
2003-07-26 - wonderful sleep
2003-07-22 - I smell like fire
2003-07-21 - damn you techie whores
2003-07-20 - Parenting for dummies
2003-07-19 - preoccupied
2003-07-16 - .!.!.@.#.*.$
2003-07-14 - bah
2003-07-13 - take all the damn pictures of the dam you want
2003-07-11 - check it yo
2003-07-10 - ehhh
2003-07-10 - medical "care"
2003-07-09 - too much time at home
2003-07-07 - mommy why am I glowing?
2003-07-04 - sigh....times 100
2003-07-02 - and I ask...
2003-07-02 - chock full of happy
2003-07-01 - urge to kill...all time high
2003-06-29 - fun day in pictures
2003-06-29 - She's A Firestarter
2003-06-28 - not my day
2003-06-26 - hyper thyro what?
2003-06-25 - Alkaline Trio = good times
2003-06-24 - post read apathy
2003-06-22 - and some good luck that was
2003-06-20 - wish me luck
2003-06-19 - the guestbook game
2003-06-19 - golfing
2003-06-18 - set & spike
2003-06-16 - relaxed like a motherfucker
2003-06-15 - snottiness unabated
2003-06-15 - weekending
2003-06-12 - my stomach won't shutup
2003-06-11 - unfair
2003-06-10 - revenge of the waffle maker
2003-06-09 - the repellant does nothing
2003-06-08 - I can't remember what I was going to write about
2003-06-06 - what's a fuckass?
2003-06-05 - i want to smack you
2003-06-03 - unwanted touching
2003-06-03 - aversion is fun
2003-06-02 - work stories
2003-06-01 - good times...
2003-05-31 - never...never again
2003-05-29 - i don't wanna talk about it
2003-05-28 - dirty old ladies
2003-05-27 - Men are jerks. Women are psychotic.
2003-05-27 - down with love
2003-05-26 - I need entertainment
2003-05-25 - i work too much
2003-05-23 - I want a long island ice tea
2003-05-22 - rainy days
2003-05-21 - crybaby
2003-05-20 - a saga ends
2003-05-19 - PETA
2003-05-19 - rain on
2003-05-18 - long time, no grind
2003-05-17 - the hot guys are back and they're at the Depot
2003-05-16 - the crazy ladies are back and they're at the Depot
2003-05-16 - E.R. boredom
2003-05-15 - Matrix reviewed
2003-05-14 - nature loving fool
2003-05-13 - Urge to kill...still rising
2003-05-11 - no rest for the weary
2003-05-09 - evil is.....
2003-05-08 - i used to believe in things...when i was a kid
2003-05-08 - late night chatting
2003-05-07 - creepiness unabated
2003-05-06 - memories
2003-05-06 - i'm up but my eyes are still closed
2003-05-04 - 14 and already swallowing
2003-05-03 - X to the 2
2003-05-01 - manicures for all
2003-04-30 - tickle me De
2003-04-29 - rant
2003-04-28 - !die joe die!
2003-04-27 - nada
2003-04-26 - i heart cookies
2003-04-26 - morning ramblings
2003-04-25 - So it goes...
2003-04-25 - doubtful
2003-04-24 - tricksy fathers
2003-04-23 - so tired
2003-04-23 - purity
2003-04-22 - conflicts
2003-04-21 - grrrrrrrr
2003-04-20 - Ishtar...not Easter
2003-04-19 - more doom
2003-04-19 - I make red look like pink
2003-04-17 - horoscoping
2003-04-17 - laying in a stirrup
2003-04-16 - nap time
2003-04-15 - if you really want to know
2003-04-15 - "I couldn't wait to see his throbbing hard cock"
2003-04-13 - tax return
2003-04-12 - danger around every corner
2003-04-11 - dirty dirty men
2003-04-10 - bad advertising
2003-04-10 - disrespecting
2003-04-09 - it's a D-4 kinda day
2003-04-08 - conspiracy
2003-04-06 - frustratred
2003-04-04 - nada
2003-04-03 - insulted
2003-04-03 - pecan belgian waffle my ass
2003-04-01 - ethics test
2003-03-31 - all in one weekend
2003-03-29 - hating on people
2003-03-28 - word of the day
2003-03-27 - crotch shots
2003-03-25 - staring contest
2003-03-24 - always call first
2003-03-23 - blinded by idiocy
2003-03-22 - let the crazy man talk
2003-03-22 - copycatting
2003-03-21 - haze
2003-03-18 - grrrrr
2003-03-17 - green beer...eww
2003-03-16 - nudie dolls
2003-03-15 - CLASSY vs TRASHY
2003-03-14 - typical
2003-03-13 - my crotch feels all airy
2003-03-11 - cheap pricks
2003-03-10 - just the highlights please
2003-03-09 - Spartalicious
2003-03-06 - .....doom
2003-03-05 - harrasment
2003-03-03 - sale
2003-03-01 - ahh music is good
2003-02-28 - Big Hunk
2003-02-27 - rolling in the $
2003-02-26 - cost an arm a leg and both my...
2003-02-25 - crybaby
2003-02-24 - mmmmcarmel pecan silk pie
2003-02-23 - hail to the king
2003-02-22 - give me some sugar baby...
2003-02-21 - lose control...gain freedom?
2003-02-21 - did you hear the one about....
2003-02-21 - "Action Jackson"
2003-02-18 - these one boys....
2003-02-18 - pure like the blizzard
2003-02-16 - random is as random does
2003-02-14 - craving pizza
2003-02-14 - work, sleep, then back to work
2003-02-13 - who dyes their hair peach colored anyways?
2003-02-12 - quest for the almighty dollar
2003-02-11 - alarming
2003-02-10 - baby velvet blue
2003-02-09 - you won't feel a thing...
2003-02-07 - 42 Parallel
2003-02-06 - who told them they looked sexy smoking?
2003-02-04 - I should do my taxes
2003-02-03 - butt grabbing
2003-02-01 - vans
2003-01-30 - I'm not gonna take it
2003-01-29 - how can anyone only have one pair of shoes?
2003-01-27 - closet full of nothing
2003-01-25 - me and andy and some anime porn
2003-01-24 - American Crap!
2003-01-24 - down with bush
2003-01-22 - 44 in a 30
2003-01-21 - I thought she was a bucket!
2003-01-20 - recap
2003-01-18 - busy like an animal known for being busy
2003-01-15 - laziness + exercise = soreness
2003-01-12 - anti-repub
2003-01-11 - me shamelessly making fun of others to make myself feel better
2003-01-10 - the bare neccessities
2003-01-10 - working conditions
2003-01-07 - rumors?
2003-01-06 - Californications....
2003-01-01 - Destination fun
2003-01-01 - reflections of new year's past
2003-01-01 - toga, toga, toga, eww!