I had momentarily forgotten if I hate stupid customers...a nice long day at returns cleared that up quite nicely.

I hate customers that wait until the last second to tell you about something important so you have to do the transaction all over again...

I hate customers that argue with you even though they are very wrong...

I hate customers that think they know your job better than you do...

I hate customers that lie to your face about their merchandise...

I hate customers that need you to repeat yourself five times before they finally get what you're telling them...

I guess what I'm saying is that I simply hate stupid customers.