Common Misconceptions of Home Depot Customers
*The head cashier stand = a checkout
*Fastlane cashiers = not real people
*The cash in slot = where you slide your credit card
*The more you bitch = the the more $ you save
*Home improvement stores = a playground
*Lying = a discount on products
*Pens of cashiers = free for the taking
*Gazing slack-jawed at the self-checkouts = something will happen
*Just because the customer thinks so = it must be true
*If it isn't the answer the customer wants = it must be false
*If you spend more than $100.00 a year in the store = the associates must do your bidding
*Because you are the "customer" = you don't need common sense and you also don't need to show associates any respect
*If an associate says hello = you get to tell us (boring/life) stories
*Anyone in an apron = verbal punching bag
*If customers know you work there = they have the right to expect your help on breaks and days off
*Despite the fact that you passed more than one open register & the fact that the fastlane cashier did EVERYthing for you = you still think you have the right to bitch about how much you hate having to use the self-checkouts
*Because people work retail = they are obviously incapable of counting or performing other simple tasks
*Jabbing repeatedly at the accept button with your finger = you will get a response if you keep trying
Yeah it was kinda a slow morning so.....