After excessive minutes of pondering what to do on a New Year's eve when the majority of my friends work I was finally invited to a party where I will know only one person, unless I can somehow convince Benny to go and then I will know two people, and there will undoubtedly be much drinking and assmaking by the other people there. Yet I think I would rather go see strangers getting drunk and acting rowdy than sit at home where I am sure I would end up having to watch my brother and I just couldn't do that.

I just hope the evening provides me with the opportunity to "have a little fun" and have it not end up the topic of discussion at fucking Pizza Man.