I was innocently eating a banana at work today and I strolled outside to enjoy it in the nice weather. As I sat down and prepared to take another bite I looked up and noticed not one, not two, but four old men practically salivating as they stopped what they were doing and stared at me. I suddenly couldn't bring myself to eat that banana in front of them as they didn't seem to want to look away any time soon. I bolted back in the store and ate it hiding behind a counter.