I ate so much last night. Then I scared my parents cause I insisted I was driving them home. They let me but the terror was obvious. Then I had to go for a physical...at least this doctor knew how to do it and I left with a handful of presciptions.

I was sitting on a bed eating Jelly Bellys when I decided my right breast was heavier than my left one...I think I need a second opinion though.

Joey...do you want a kitten...you do don't you cause I can get you a baby kitten for free and they are so cute..it would really make your apartment better and I haven't found a girl yet who doesn't melt for a guy with a kitten...think about it.