Who lets their 7 year old daughter walk around in public wearing bright fushia lipstick and a lot of masscara?

Today was really rainy and crappy out and I woke up from a not unpleasent dream feeling very doomed. I don't like days that start with impending doom...

So after my family was done with Passover I walked downstairs to find my dad on the computer (on my screenname) looking at porn...now I get a hella lot of fucking porn e-mail spam crap and I don't know how to get rid of it....fucking crazy parents.

If my memory wasn't so shot I would tell you about all the funny customers that came into my work today...but I just can't remember more than the guy in pajamas. By the way really fat guys shouldn't walk around in PJ's, it isn't a good look for them.

Joey....call me